I am your beard, and I am here to tell you of all of the wonderful things I have seen and done as your beard without your knowledge. You would know if you actually paid attention to me, as opposed to ignoring me and taking me for granted. Maybe next time you drop food in me you won’t be so quick to wipe it away. Maybe you’ll think, I bet my beard would like a taste of that.
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