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Look at you… – w4m – 24 (Downtown Crossing)

By yourmagnificentbeard

Reply to: pers-815333135@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-27, 1:21PM EDT

Look at you. Bald. Bearded. Beautiful. Your nose curls so attractively away from your face, in a direction that defies the laws of physics.

Mustache long enough to blend from your upper lip into your beard. It must be a challenge to eat with your facial hair obscuring your toothless gummy maw. You are a work of art. Shuffling morosely back and forth in front of the building you guard.

I sure do feel secure knowing one such as yourself is guarding the paper store down town.

I salute you.
  • Location: Downtown Crossing
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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2 Responses to “Look at you… – w4m – 24 (Downtown Crossing)”

  1. That guy Says:
    August 28, 2008 at 4:15 pm | Reply

    That was poetry.

  2. That guy Says:
    August 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Reply

    Hysterical post….Thanks!

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