One thing that I still don’t get Orange line inbound 830AM – w4m – 24 (Orange line)

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Date: 2008-09-02, 3:41PM EDT

I could smell it as soon as I stepped on to the train. The astringent tang of mouth wash. I sat down next to you, you were sleeping, I think. You snuggled up to me, regardless of my bad lunch face, and proceeded to put your head on my shoulder. Opening your mouth to snore, you wafted more, mouthwash smell up into my face.

Maybe I should apologize for getting up just as the train stopped. Thusly dumping your mouthwash smelling ass into the frighteningly militant looking woman sitting next to me. Or for the fact that she proceeded to wake you from your blissful “sleep” with her angry tirade at your falling onto her. I should have stepped in and said, “no the smelly man was sleeping on me, and I moved so his blunder into your bosoms was my bad.”

I’m sort of glad that I didn’t. Next time you want to guzzle mouth wash and pass out on the train, don’t do it on me. And next time I won’t just dump you into someone’s lap, I’ll break a fucking finger.

Location: Orange line

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