Flatulence on the Silver Line

Flatulence on the Silver Line (World Trade Center Stop)

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Date: 2009-05-02, 1:19PM EDT

*Sniff*…*Sniff* Something smells funny in here… It takes a while for my sleep fogged brain to catch up as I’m riding the Silver Line bus to the World Trade Center stop. I was in that place between waking and sleeping, my head being rhythmically bounced against the window. *Sniff* No longer is the smell funny, it is most unfunny. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in rich neighborhoods where they can afford to throw out a lot of meat. But the smell on that bus was identical to the smell of rotting meat.

My God! The smell has intensified, I can tell by the looks on the faces of those around me that they can smell it to. I start looking about to see if I can find the guilty party. No one wants to mention the smell, to do so would be to automatically assign blame, as the old maxim goes, “He who smelt it dealt it.” The rest of the bus riders are more noticeably uncomfortable, they too are seeking the stinky party. My gaze lights on a young Asian American woman seated about two rows back. She’s the only one not looking around, and the only one not holding her nose! There! I have found her, the person who smells like something crawled up her ass and died! It must be her! She’s not making a face because farts don’t smell bad to the person who expelled them. I refused to believe that she just had a stuffy nose.

By this point people are pressing against the doors in anticipation of vacating the bus upon it’s arrival at the stop. The bus pulls into the station and the doors open, letting in a blast of amazingly fresh air. I thankfully take a deep breath and debark from the Silver line. Looking back into the bus, I see a large pile of shit…. Possibly human…. The phantom pooper strikes again!

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Tags: Asian American, Farts, Flatulence, phantom pooper, Poo, Silver Line, World Trade Center