There are certain things that each of us learns while in grade school. I know you went to grade school because you were claiming that you did while using your “outside voice” while “inside” the bus. Normally, I would let one or two of your public transportation transgressions slide. Everyone deserves the right to act like a dick on occasion. ON OCCASION. YOU, on the other hand, managed to violate every safety/ courtesy/ grade school bus rule on the fucking planet. I shall take the time to list them for you:
Face forward in your seat: While you were chattering away facing into the aisle, sitting in a seat that faces forward, I counted no less than twelve people trying to get past your smarmy ass to the back of the bus. You didn’t say exuse me, you didn’t move, you just tripped them (myself included) and let them go by without a sorry about that.
Keep feet and parcels off the seat: While you were chattering away and facing into the aisle, your feet were crossing the aisle and planted on your friends seat across the way. This blocks the progress of anyone and everyone that needs to get to and from the exit, in front of which, you strategically planted yourself. Fuck you!
Use your “inside voice”: While you were proclaiming to God and everybody, your reason for being on the bus today, I saw not one or two but four people ask you to lower your voice. What did you do? Nothing, you didn’t even acknowledge their presence. You completely ignored the fact that there were folks who wanted to hate being on public transportation in silence. Instead they had to hate being there, while you were there too. Fuck you!
I could go on all day sir. You ruined the bus ride for myself and several others, and all because you couldn’t lay off the sauce while driving, yeah I picked up that one while you were nattering your buddies ear off as well. So I’d like to congratulate you one being the biggest fucktard I’ve encountered in quite some time. Thank you for being the red-faced-asshole in the grey suit. Without you my day would have started pleasantly and I wouldn’t have had anything to write about today.
Tags: 64 bus, asshole, bus rules, central sq, drinking and driving, red faced
